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l.a. clippers' blake griffin and chris paul. and music from bruno mars. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ and now, seriously, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. welcome. today is an important day. today, january 10th, was officially the last day you're allowed to say happy new year without getting punched in the stomach. i think it's also the last time i'm allowed to mention that we have a new time slot. we're now on at 11:35, most of the country. 10:35 central, which is 25 minutes earlier than we used to be on. i know 25 doesn't seem like a lot of minutes, until you realize that over the last 25 minutes, taylor swift has dated and broken up with nine different men. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. i like being on earlier. i have to say i'm enjoying being able to get home earlier and spend more time with my cats. [ laughter ] it's out of the question that i would have them, right? i wonder why that is. we have anot
l.a. clippers' blake griffin and chris paul. and music from bruno mars. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ and now, seriously, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. welcome. today is an important day. today, january 10th, was officially the last day you're allowed to say happy new year without getting punched in the stomach. i think it's also the last time...
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>> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, from the l.a. clippers, blake griffin and chris paul are here. we have music tonight from the very talented bruno mars. and are you ready to get an exam, guillermo? when we come back, dr. oz will be here. so stick around. >> dicky: tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live," sofia vergara, author george lois, and music from bruno mars. man: this is more than a paycheck. it represents all the time you've spent helping others. that's why turbotax has experts available to help you. they'll answer questions if you have them-- to help you get back every penny you deserve. try it free at turbotax.com. go olive garden's 2 for $25 italian dinner. all the salad and breadsticks you want. choose a sharable appetizer. then two delicious entrees like smoked mozzarella chicken. three courses, two people, just $25. go olive garden. >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, two men who are responsible for making the l.a. clippers the best team in the nba right now, those are words i never thought would come out of my m
>> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, from the l.a. clippers, blake griffin and chris paul are here. we have music tonight from the very talented bruno mars. and are you ready to get an exam, guillermo? when we come back, dr. oz will be here. so stick around. >> dicky: tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live," sofia vergara, author george lois, and music from bruno mars. man: this is more than a paycheck. it represents all the time you've spent helping others. that's why...
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quit one cigarette at a time. >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area and want to see the show, call 866-jimmy-tix or go to jimmykimmellive.com. get the new "jimmy kimmel live" app, see what you've been missing. search jimmy kimmel in the itunes app store. or go to jklapps.com to get it now. our customized interview covers everything from a service member's deployment, to a student's loan interest, right down to a teacher's crayons. you've worked hard to earn your money. we're here to help you keep it. turbotax-- the power to keep what's yours. try it free at turbotax.com. [ slap! ] [ slap! slap! slap! slap! ] ow! ow! [ male announcer ] your favorite foods fighting you? fight back fast with tums. calcium-rich tums starts working so fast you'll forget you had heartburn. ♪ tum tum tum tum tums i feel more inspired. more positive. [ male announcer ] only lipton adds fresh-pressed tea leaves to its new great tasting blend. drink new lipton and you'll be surprised how great you feel. ♪ [ coughs ] [ baby crying ] ♪ [ male announcer ] robitussin® l
quit one cigarette at a time. >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area and want to see the show, call 866-jimmy-tix or go to jimmykimmellive.com. get the new "jimmy kimmel live" app, see what you've been missing. search jimmy kimmel in the itunes app store. or go to jklapps.com to get it now. our customized interview covers everything from a service member's deployment, to a student's loan interest, right down to a teacher's crayons. you've worked hard to earn your...
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but it wasn't perfect here in l.a. today. when i was roller blading to work this morning, i totally got brain freeze. it was 80 degrees today. it has to be warm here. if it drops below 60, the collagen in our cleelebrities' fras faces will freeze. >> 38 below. that was the low today in northern minnesota. >> an arctic assault on the midwest. >> winter storm watches are in place. >> everyone is freezing big-time this morning. >> 25 degrees below zero. >> the coldest afternoon in four years here in the twin cities. >> beautiful day in los angeles and all the way across clear skies. >> the cold coming with it. >> 54 below zero. >> 16 degrees below zero. >> it's warmer in alaska right now than it is here. >> we are experiencing some wonderful weather here in southern california. >> frostbite is possible in less than ten minutes. >> five below in the philadelphia area. >> the wicked wind destroyed the roof of the silver dome. >> it was just a gorgeous day today. we had record heat. >> things are only going to be getting worse. >>
but it wasn't perfect here in l.a. today. when i was roller blading to work this morning, i totally got brain freeze. it was 80 degrees today. it has to be warm here. if it drops below 60, the collagen in our cleelebrities' fras faces will freeze. >> 38 below. that was the low today in northern minnesota. >> an arctic assault on the midwest. >> winter storm watches are in place. >> everyone is freezing big-time this morning. >> 25 degrees below zero. >> the...
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last night, the local news here in l.a. -- the local news in l.a. is hilarious. we really had no idea how silly we would look if places like milwaukee saw how we would react. for the past 24 hours, this is the thing they've been saying in our local weather reports. >> are you ready for probably two of the coldest nights you've ever experienced in southern california? >> look at the temperatures. only in the 50s. >> cold coming our way. >> beyond cold. >> i forgot his jacket. i was like i have to go home? >> we have team coverage on this freezing cold weather. >> it's about 48 degrees right now. the skies are clear. it is cold. >> i'm absolutely freezing. >> soccer practice tonight meant sweats, gloves and ear muffs. >> how long is this going to last? >> it's so cold out there. the extra blanket, the heater, the dog, anything you can do to keep warm. >> how long will this arctic blast last? >> so please, if you would, say a little prayer for us. we're suffering here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, winter storm gandalf is making its way across the country. th
last night, the local news here in l.a. -- the local news in l.a. is hilarious. we really had no idea how silly we would look if places like milwaukee saw how we would react. for the past 24 hours, this is the thing they've been saying in our local weather reports. >> are you ready for probably two of the coldest nights you've ever experienced in southern california? >> look at the temperatures. only in the 50s. >> cold coming our way. >> beyond cold. >> i forgot...
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seems kind of like an l.a. thing to me. jordan is drawing kentucky. either that or -- okay. i'll be honest, i don't know what kentucky looks like. oh, that's not bad at all. that's pretty good. [ applause ] >> welcome to the prize globe. take something. >> jimmy: jordan, what kind of prize do you got there, jordan? >> oh, man. fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. do we have another pedestrian there? all right. what is your name? >> hello. i'm mary mitchell. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from brooklyn, new york, where you're from. >> jimmy: oh, very nice. now, mary, do you think you could draw the state of new york? >> uh -- i don't know, i'll try. >> jimmy: all right, give it a try, mary. there's the pen. go ahead and draw it right there on that piece of paper. we'll take a look at it. we'll evaluate it. who knows, maybe you get to put your hand in the globe. all right. [ laughter ] >> florida-new york. >> jimmy: well, yours looks like a butcher knife. but you know, we're going let you pull from the globe anyway. go ahead and pull the globe over t
seems kind of like an l.a. thing to me. jordan is drawing kentucky. either that or -- okay. i'll be honest, i don't know what kentucky looks like. oh, that's not bad at all. that's pretty good. [ applause ] >> welcome to the prize globe. take something. >> jimmy: jordan, what kind of prize do you got there, jordan? >> oh, man. fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. do we have another pedestrian there? all right. what is your name? >> hello. i'm...
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oz, blake griffin and chris paul from the l.a. clippers -- and two nights of music with bruno mars. that's how we do now at 11:35. that's how we do. and i know our first guest was waiting for us to move our show to 11:35, i would have done it sooner. she's here tonight not to promote anything, she is here out of love. please say hello to jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ] >> ready? that was great! >> jimmy: what are you doing? why did you do that? [ cheers and applause ] you ruined -- uh -- >> hey, everybody! >> jimmy: keep this away from her. well, welcome. >> you're welcome! >> jimmy: why would you do this to my new desk? >> out with the old, in with the new. we're going on at 11:30. >> jimmy: but this was the new desk. [ laughter ] >> i don't -- >> jimmy: i just got this desk this afternoon. >> wait, wait. i've never been here, so -- this is the new set? isn't this the last -- >> jimmy: this is the first show at 11:35. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. i am so sorry. >> jimmy: well, just have a seat. >> jimmy! >> jimmy: i know. i'm pushing this over here. i
oz, blake griffin and chris paul from the l.a. clippers -- and two nights of music with bruno mars. that's how we do now at 11:35. that's how we do. and i know our first guest was waiting for us to move our show to 11:35, i would have done it sooner. she's here tonight not to promote anything, she is here out of love. please say hello to jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ] >> ready? that was great! >> jimmy: what are you doing? why did you do that? [ cheers and applause ] you...
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she was in new york yesterday and through her lawyer claimed she was too sick to fly to l.a. the only problem was she was photographed shopping in new york and she looked pretty healthy there. so she jumped on a red eye and made it to court. told the judge yeah, i went shopping, but at least this time i was buying things. that's got to be worth something, right? [ applause ] lindsay doesn't look like a person who has a long record of arrests, but it just goes to show you you can't make judgments like that based on appearance. with that said, it's time to play a special current events edition of the pedestrian question. this is where we ask people out on hollywood boulevard a question. together we will try to guess the answer to the question. tonight's question is have you ever been arrested. the way this will work is we'll see someone introduce him or herself and we will all together try to guess whether or not that person has been arrested. if they have, we'll find out why they were arrested, right? let's see, here we go. >> josh and i'm from here in hollywood. >> josh, the
she was in new york yesterday and through her lawyer claimed she was too sick to fly to l.a. the only problem was she was photographed shopping in new york and she looked pretty healthy there. so she jumped on a red eye and made it to court. told the judge yeah, i went shopping, but at least this time i was buying things. that's got to be worth something, right? [ applause ] lindsay doesn't look like a person who has a long record of arrests, but it just goes to show you you can't make...
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but as usual it is warm here in l.a. i feel bad for my staff sometimes because they never get to experience a winter wonder land living here so. it is a little surprise, little pick me up, i sent my cousin sal around the office with a bucket of snowballs to spread a little bit of winter cheer. >> did you hear about the storm? i can't hit your computer. so -- >> i understand. >> let it snow! >> sal. >> cold hand. it's snowing. >> come on, enough. >> i'm protecting you. >> good job. >> [ bleep ], man. >> it's snowing out. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> brad, let it snow! >> that's a bad idea. are you all right, dude? >> yeah, i'm all right, dude. >> snowball! >> snowball. >> is it cold? >> it's snowing, angela! >> sal! >> snowball. >> throwing coffee. >> did i get you? >> it's an avalanche. [ bleep ]. >> kimmel's on storm watch! >> come on, you got the computers. >> we're good. we're good. you should get outside more. >> why do i have him here? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have fun. and, one more thing. another
but as usual it is warm here in l.a. i feel bad for my staff sometimes because they never get to experience a winter wonder land living here so. it is a little surprise, little pick me up, i sent my cousin sal around the office with a bucket of snowballs to spread a little bit of winter cheer. >> did you hear about the storm? i can't hit your computer. so -- >> i understand. >> let it snow! >> sal. >> cold hand. it's snowing. >> come on, enough. >> i'm...
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we'll also be joined by blake griffin and chris paul of the l.a. clippers and we'll have bruno mars. we did a little research. identical twins do not have the same fingerprints. we have two here in the audience who apparently share a brain. [ laughter ] you'd think they would know this. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominated actor who casts a powerful spell on women and talk show hosts alike. you can see him alongside josh brolin and sean penn in the new movie "gangster squad" which opens in theaters on friday. please say hello to ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] it happens all the time, i'm sure. how are you? even some of the guys are hooting and howling. it's getting crazy in here. how's it going? everything all right? >> yeah, that was bogus. >> jimmy: what was? you're still on the knife show thing? >> you're better than that, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. i think you're wrong. >> you were confused about the whole time slot thing. what happened to 12:00? you didn't avoid being o
we'll also be joined by blake griffin and chris paul of the l.a. clippers and we'll have bruno mars. we did a little research. identical twins do not have the same fingerprints. we have two here in the audience who apparently share a brain. [ laughter ] you'd think they would know this. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominated actor who casts a powerful spell on women and talk show hosts alike. you can see him alongside josh brolin and sean penn in the new movie "gangster...
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we're not used to this here in l.a. we're delicate people. even our kids were delicate. our local news went to an elementary school in burbank yesterday. watch these kids. they're freezing, even though it's sunday, and they don't have their jackets zipped up. >> on the playground at red heart elementary students cleared out for lunch and recess. >> i would rather be, like, somewhere in chicago where it's always hot. >> public school. >> jimmy: sorry, everyone in chicago. the president will be worn in on sunday. they have to do it on sunday because legally it has to take place on january 209, but i have a feeling most people will be too focused on football and honey boo boo to watch any of the inauguration. in general more people claim they watch things like the presidential inauguration than actually -- we sent a camera out on to hollywood boulevard today. we asked people what they thought of the inauguration even hoe it hasn't happened yet. again, this is an event that will take place days from now, so there's no way they could possibly have an opinion on it, but that d
we're not used to this here in l.a. we're delicate people. even our kids were delicate. our local news went to an elementary school in burbank yesterday. watch these kids. they're freezing, even though it's sunday, and they don't have their jackets zipped up. >> on the playground at red heart elementary students cleared out for lunch and recess. >> i would rather be, like, somewhere in chicago where it's always hot. >> public school. >> jimmy: sorry, everyone in chicago....
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it's hard to get in the holiday spirit in l.a. it's hard to get in the holiday spirit anywhere where you see people shopping for christmas trees in shorts. but this is from phoenix. no matter where you live, there's always one house in the neighborhood that goes nuts with decorations. this house, these people put up more than 20,000 lights. they have nut crackers, snow men, santa, trees, reindeer on the roof. it's a serious commitment to christmas. i guess their neighbors felt like there was no way they could compete with this, so they right next door just wrote the word "ditto" in christmas lights on the house. i love that. [ applause ] that's nicely done. this is nice, too. somebody's been going into k-mart stores in upstate south carolina and anonymously paying off layaway items people are paying off to give to their families. it's very generous and the shoppers and staff were surprised. >> barbara gibbs has been searching for the words to express her gratitude. she couldn't believe what a store associate told her on the other
it's hard to get in the holiday spirit in l.a. it's hard to get in the holiday spirit anywhere where you see people shopping for christmas trees in shorts. but this is from phoenix. no matter where you live, there's always one house in the neighborhood that goes nuts with decorations. this house, these people put up more than 20,000 lights. they have nut crackers, snow men, santa, trees, reindeer on the roof. it's a serious commitment to christmas. i guess their neighbors felt like there was no...
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jermaine jackson, jermaine jackson, the older brother of michael jackson, filed a petition with the l.a. county superior court this week to change his last name. he wants to legally change his last name from j-a-c-k-s-o-n, to j-a-c-k-s-u-n. jacksun. i would have gone with metta world jacksun myself. he wants to make the change for artistic reasons. apparently the "o" has been holding him back. keep in mind, this is a man who named his son jermajesty. his son's name is jermajesty. and jackson's the name he wants to change. we really need to get him on the show. [ laughter ] meanwhile, janet jackson has announced you can continue to call her janet or miss jackson if you're nasty. walmart made a depressing announcement today. walmart says they will open their doors for their black friday sale, where everyone goes and kills each other, they're going to open two hours earlier than last year, which means sales will begin at 8:00 p.m. on thanksgiving. i think that's great. why spend thanksgiving bonding with your family when you can fight a stranger for an xbox at a walmart? it's -- [ applause
jermaine jackson, jermaine jackson, the older brother of michael jackson, filed a petition with the l.a. county superior court this week to change his last name. he wants to legally change his last name from j-a-c-k-s-o-n, to j-a-c-k-s-u-n. jacksun. i would have gone with metta world jacksun myself. he wants to make the change for artistic reasons. apparently the "o" has been holding him back. keep in mind, this is a man who named his son jermajesty. his son's name is jermajesty. and...
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tim allen been here, eric stonestreet, l.a. reid, simon cowell, demi lovato and music from amy mann and james mercer and flo rida will be here, too, so please watch it. if it weren't for our first guest tonight, the world might never have discovered how a very funny nazis hunchbacks can be. he holds the brain behind classics like "the producers," a -- and many more great films. a new box set celebrating his 65 years in entertainment, "the incredible mel brooks: an irresistible collection of unhinged comedy," is out now. please welcome mel brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> it's almost a pleasure to be here. [ laughter ] it's very nice. very -- very, very nice. washed, clean people. >> jimmy: they hose them down before they come in. >> lovely. and the unfriend thing almost worked. >> jimmy: almost worked. this close. you're saying longer, should be longer? well, thank you. i have to say -- it is -- it's okay. >> it's a good premise, you know. when you said -- we didn't say fred, we said friend. now -- i do
tim allen been here, eric stonestreet, l.a. reid, simon cowell, demi lovato and music from amy mann and james mercer and flo rida will be here, too, so please watch it. if it weren't for our first guest tonight, the world might never have discovered how a very funny nazis hunchbacks can be. he holds the brain behind classics like "the producers," a -- and many more great films. a new box set celebrating his 65 years in entertainment, "the incredible mel brooks: an irresistible...
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you see him at the house of blues here in l.a. tomorrow night. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by naomi watts, from "girls. allison williams will be here, and we'll have music from gin wigmore. and later this week, nicki minaj, josh bowman from "revenge", and on thursday, matt damon will be here. did you know matt damon can't read? [ laughter ] not dyslexic or anything, just not very bright. if you were to combine our first guest's real life and tv-life, she would have two husbands, five parents, six children, and twenty toes. she plays claire dunphy on the always-excellent "modern family," watch it here on abc wednesday nights at 9:00. please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm all right. i like your new studio. >> jimmy: thank you, you like it? >> it's beautiful. it's lovely. yeah, you look smaller or taller or bigger. >> jimmy: i'm getting smaller and taller at the same time. >> i feel like your chair could be higher. maybe it's that i am lower. >> jimmy: i think maybe the new chair is a little lower
you see him at the house of blues here in l.a. tomorrow night. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by naomi watts, from "girls. allison williams will be here, and we'll have music from gin wigmore. and later this week, nicki minaj, josh bowman from "revenge", and on thursday, matt damon will be here. did you know matt damon can't read? [ laughter ] not dyslexic or anything, just not very bright. if you were to combine our first guest's real life and tv-life, she would have two...